Whether  you own a dog or not, you must   appreciate
the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.    Read  the sales pitch  below!   

Dog  For Sale    
Free  to good home. Excellent guard dog.  Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more  drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.   Most  of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental  street name, Ho Lee Schitt.